Go Howard Schultz!

Democrats are in a panic over former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz’s possible run for President in 2020 as an independent. Please Mr. Schultz, do it!

Schultz is a self-made billionaire who grew up dirt poor. He’s the embodiment of the American Dream. I like him because he always says he wishes for others to have the same opportunities he had. I like that. A lot.

He’s also a bit of a kook, and I’m OK with that.  Check out my post, Seeking The Strange and Eccentric.

Schultz was the force behind Starbuck’s misguided program of engaging every customer in a conversation about race. Smarter people than I tried to tell him that his race-conversation plan was stupid, but he didn’t listen. I don’t think it went very well and he gave it up.

He also created the largest homeless shelter in the world by inviting the homeless to come into any Starbucks and just sit and stink up the place. Oh well, that benefits me when I need some wifi. I can just sit and read on my computer without actually having to buy any of the putrid and expensive coffee they serve. I don’t even have to stink or be homeless. I have nose plugs for swimming, and they work for this also.

Anyway, I highly approve of Mr.Shultz’s latest brilliant idea of running for president as an independent. Oh, I hope he doesn’t change his mind. I hope he doesn’t cave to the hysterics of Democrats. They so richly deserve to have their precious vote fraud schemes fail them.

As Scott Johnson at Powerline Blog has said, “The [Democrat] talking heads are like little children working each other up into an hysterical lather over a bogeyman. We may as well enjoy it while we can.”

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