John Hawkins finds five reasons to re-elect Obama. Well, these are the reasons a left-wing socialist-leaning Democrat would probably give you to re-elect Obama. The economy is in the tank, the private sector cannot create jobs, we-ve lost our AAA bonds rating, gas prices are sky high, but hey. Obama has experience now. So here is a paraphrase of the five reasons lefties will give you to re-elect Obama:
1. You have to keep proving you’re not a racist — because we lefties are going to continue calling you racists — forever.
2. Whatever’s wrong it’s George W. Bush’s fault.
3. OK, the stimulus didn’t work, the bailouts were about giving money to corporate fat cats who aren’t smart enough to run their own businesses, all the spending is bankrupting us, but hey man, without Obama it would’ve been WORSE!
4. Never forget, Obama got Osama.
5. If you don’t vote for Obama, what will you do?…vote for a REPUBLICAN? ICK!
So, are you persuaded? All of the trash talk Democrats will spew forth in their effort to re-elect Obama will likely fall roughly into one or more of those five “reasons.”