Putin unfriends Obama on Facebook — Obama’s furious

From The Daily Rash:

Sources inside the administration say President Obama learned of the Russian president’s Facebook coup during his morning White House briefing. Obama became quite upset when he was told the news, but upon learning that Vice President Biden and Vladamir Putin remained Facebook friends the president became enraged, forcing everyone out of the Oval Office before angrily kicking the door closed. Moments later it was discovered President Obama had signed onto his personal Twitter account and unfollowed President Putin.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How’d we end up with a petulant teenager in the White House masquerading as the President?

Thanks low-information voters.

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