“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring
a friend, if you have one.” – *George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second … If there
is one.” – *Winston Churchill, in response.
“If you were my husband I’d poison your tea.”
— Woman to Winston Churchill.
“If I were your husband, I’d drink it.”
— Winston Churchill, responding to woman.