Insults made with flair, responded to with class

 “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring
a friend, if you have one.” – *George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second … If there
is one.” – *Winston Churchill, in response.


“If you were my husband I’d poison your tea.”
— Woman to Winston Churchill.

“If I were your husband, I’d drink it.”
— Winston Churchill, responding to woman.

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