Next Tuesday is tax day…
The IRS returned a tax return to a man in New Jersey after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. Actually, it was correct in a real sense, just not politically correct.
In response to the question, “Do you have anyone dependent on you?” the man wrote “9.5 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 3.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Washington.
The IRS said the answer he gave was unacceptable!
The man responded, “Who did I leave out?”