Planet earth needs the United Nations to enact a treaty guaranteeing the right to keep and bear arms to all human beings on earth.  There’s no chance the private club of dictators and tyrants at Turtle Bay will ever do that, but the idea is grand and magnificent.

Newt says the Declaration of Independence is a universal document because it declares that all men, not just Americans, are created equal, with unalienable human rights endowed by their creator. He’s right. Imagine, tyrannical dictators having to face armed resistance to the oppression of their citizens.

Newt says we can’t go around the world imposing American values. OK, but here’s an idea: The Heizer Double Tap — A Modern FP-45/M1942 Liberator?